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2006-08-19T17:09:00.000+10:00

this blog is like......my parents singing karaoke on saturdays...finding out i have another 'cousin'...saying goodbye to drill at the airportmy point is you get over it.so im going to pack my bags and flee to the arms of anothercatchthanks for readingx

2006-07-30T19:27:00.000+10:00

i am grumpyi really need to smack someone in the face.x

2006-07-14T22:50:00.000+10:00

im like a rollercoaster. when im high, im high. when im low, im low. when im straight im mehh.but either way you know you still wanna ride me.uni starts on monday. drainer.no actually im kinda glad.i visited someones studio the other week. networking is pretty daunting. i have to start building a proper portfolio and like showing people my pictures. eek! doom and failure bound my way.everyone in

2006-07-10T23:35:00.000+10:00

shit thats been down1. i got a new toy recently. its big, black and shiny and hits all the right places. i feel like such a professional now but i hate the fact i have to share it with drill. it takes pretty wicked pictures though. i love getting new toys.2. drill had his gig the other week. it went ok as far as those sorts of things go. he's super proud about the fact you can download his

2006-06-27T23:10:00.000+10:00

hornimy pig flatmates have been kicked out. we have nice new CLEAN flatmates now, but alas still no lightbulb in the toilet. from the amount of complaining ive been doing about it youd figure id actually go out and get it myself but like im not one of those go getting types you know.i saw the new fast and the furious, and boy did it get my phallic drifting. square jawed leading ladies, cars,

2006-06-18T22:18:00.000+10:00

if it was like this, but its not.for the past few days ive been going to the toilet without the light on. its kinda weird sitting there doing your business in the dark but its really helped develop my aiming skills. i am living with pigs. pigs who leave cigarette butts in their coffee and play soccer high in the living room. like id totally understand if it was a rockstar pad with rockstars but

2006-06-10T18:39:00.000+10:00

to: korekid.blogspot.comsubject: zain+ gentelmens club+ hot ladies-- ugly ladies++ sugar daddies- no sugar daddies talking to me+ traincore+ money+ shopping:0 july 1st:) moving up in the world now im dating a DJ (BA HAHA):? free coke?:P hope so+ boring post!end/

2006-06-06T12:25:00.000+10:00

shit thats been downnot much been happening lately, not that much ever happens+ on a six week break and no fucking exams!+ went to some launch party the other week and met the earthcore dude. - too much i just got back from india, and not enough neon fat pants and plastic + cokeheads- uni-nostrils- tripped out goth girlfriends bashing into me+ finally getting proper days at work- slave labour-

2006-05-28T23:54:00.000+10:00

dior not war!its always kinda nice seeing people you went overseas with, even though in the back of your head you know the exchange is totally fake and you'll never catch up like you both suggested you should.x

2006-05-23T21:07:00.000+10:00

cottage cheese rocks my socks in a way you could never the lenses of my glasses are fogging up because i am the licking your fingers then proceeding to rub them on your nipples kind of sexy and not because i am drinking lots of coffee to help me stay awake so i can write a motherfucking art paper.x

2006-05-22T13:34:00.000+10:00

im having one of those days where i cant get any work done and all i really want to do is just sit around in my underwear and eat tim tamsx

2006-05-15T19:37:00.000+10:00

my other ride is your mother+ flowerdrum + peking duck+ great wine+ fried ice cream+ excellent service- $250 bill++ drill paying for $250 bill+ drill = best.boyfriend.ever+ massages at lyall hotel+ getting a job isralei kombina style+ birthday presents+ birthday lunch+ birthday cake+ birthday krispy kreme+ sugar high- feeling sick- dry throat++ hot birthday sex+ feeling better:P buying a porn

2006-04-30T22:12:00.000+10:00

kiss my black ass: thats nigger for kiss my tuchishad breakfast this morning with perhaps two of the craziest people i have ever met. caught up and such and heard someone from school's camp. i guess we all kind of knew it. with all those thespian interests and soft tendrils it was probably too good to be true or more rather too sickening to be otherwise. and like the last hetro-crush was pretty

2006-04-27T17:52:00.000+10:00

why my hair is look like box?right now i wish i were one of those loser dropkick types that like being poor and unemployed and going to their aunties house to eat all their food because they are dying of starvation and have to be supported by their boyfriends because no one wants to hire them because theyre either not stunningly beautiful or dont have retail experience (which is just industry

2006-04-10T16:55:00.000+10:00

Happy Birthday Mr. PresidentAs soon as you think everything is going well fucking BAM! Everything is now not going so well. Im re-thinking about which print to hand in and re-thinking whether or not i should even be considering doing honours. On a happier note, its Drill's birthday today. I surprised him with cake at work this morning, but I didnt stay to sing happy birthday cause I had uni and

2006-04-09T16:23:00.000+10:00

video art suxand photography is dead.tortured artist?i think soin other news i need a hair cut. im waiting for drill to come back home from work and in the mean time im looking for excuses not to do my essay. melbourne is super cold but i cant be fucked buying a jumper. this keyboard is pissing me off, it keeps switching to hebrew and i really need to email the lab about my prints. i saw v for

2006-03-26T20:05:00.000+11:00

got rice?i had a great time at mel's 21st last night. her house is awesome and gemma and hannah were great company. i woke up partially blind though. i must have stabbed myself whilst i was asleep or rubbed ash in my eye cause i could barely see. i just had a nap but im still feeling weak and annoyed. this weekend has been a bit full on - art parties, teary arguments, late nights and not a ounce

2006-03-10T02:36:00.000+11:00

we cant park here. this is bat countryso we got a new flatmate. he reminds me of my friends ex but is now her current because she is a dipshit. at times he strikes me as kinda cool but then he just starts oiling his chopping board and i just think hes a freak again.ive been invited to join this club where you have to pay $93 for a piece of paper that gives you permission to be all 'god im so much

2006-02-21T23:13:00.000+11:00

please be careful when opening the overhead storage compartments as luggage may fall on your head. as we all know, shift happens. im moving out. after like a billion failed lease applications i finally have a shithole to move into. planning on spending the rest of this week unleashing the domestic beast within. hooray for $10 toasters!trying to find a job. no one wants to even consider you

2006-02-06T22:31:00.000+11:00

safety firsti sort of wished i never uploaded any pictures of drill because then i couldnt tell you about how he likes long walks on the beach, scones and pearl necklaces. i also couldnt tell you about how he likes having his legs waxed and enjoys being snowballed not only in winter by all year around. most of all im annoyed that this guilt i have for betraying his anonymity doesnt allow me to

2006-01-14T14:35:00.000+11:00

you know what grinds my gears? Deborah.what do you want Deborah? what do you want?i was once in showbiz.i had a part in a short lived tele-movie drama in drugmana. it was set in an ice creamery and most of the plot revolved around the endearing friendships/relationships/trysts that subsequently unfold in such environs - truly heart wrenching stuff.anyway, i played the New Girl - hardworking

2006-01-08T23:14:00.000+11:00

umm..me and new years are like SO totally over. every year i make the effort to try and do something and i get fucked over. and although i enjoy a rough and emotional shag as much as the next person having to endure it year after year..what pisses me off even more is that i dont get a 10mill settlement..........whoaaa topical humour!!1! lolz lol l00Lanyways how sexy has the weather been lately? i

2005-12-31T18:04:00.000+11:00

Im hoping the in '05 I'll be adjusted enough to push life on to its back and ride it out my way.on topits the only way to be:Dhappy new years fuckersx

2005-12-28T16:29:00.000+11:00

the black mumba!wow. its been a while since ive updated this thing.almost seems like i have a life to live. almostive started learning hebrew. apart from feeling incredibly retarded and frustrated because of aforementioned retardation its been pretty ok. i can recognise letters and pretty much hold a conversation that is totally comprised of the words cat, dog, drill, is and fat. like ive be so

2005-12-13T11:10:00.000+11:00

chinegro and proudi am sickmy voice sounds like ive got a cock in my mouth, but with less choking tonesi cant scream along to songs when im driving now, and its nowhere as near as enjoyable as ive described it to be.rank.i saw that rankimo movie last night.pros = 50c movie preview, finally finding my true race definitioncons = kiera's accent, tryhard visuals that somehow reminded me of SheepGirl

2005-12-05T20:04:00.000+11:00

yessurwhy do 'aspiring writers' always seem to be confused about the difference between wanky and poetic?

2005-12-05T19:03:00.000+11:00

im thinking about my doorbelli got a new job at an ice creamery. im whole heartedly looking forward to finally being paid minimum wage and a 3 month diet of waffle cones and ice cream. fuck yeah!x

2005-12-05T11:15:00.000+11:00

St. Peters Square, Vatican City

2005-11-29T00:56:00.000+11:00

True storiesIm applying for other jobsI dont fold my underwearI like coconut riceI had a bug in my salad at lunch todayI like pineapple on my pizzasThe first thing I notice about the opposite sex is hairI prefer the taste of chocolate but the scent of vanillaId rather be deaf than blindIm a bit of a wallflowerIm always lateMy favourite room in the house is the bedroom followed by the bathroomI

2005-11-29T00:32:00.000+11:00

back to having no lifefan-fucking-tasticx

2005-11-28T00:27:00.000+11:00

im hornyx

2005-11-22T00:13:00.000+11:00

fuck you im not picking you up at 7am. walk!- waking up early to go to the airport- bitchface at checkin-- heavy pack-- running with a heavy pack--- losing my ticket to Australia-- looking stupid eating my inflight meal and crying-- ticket office being closed-- not being able to find the hotel-- patronizing Irish tourist trying to "help" me+ nice Filipino man at internet cafe-- sore back+

2005-11-17T19:17:00.000+11:00

things+ giraffe restaurant's deserts+ dead sea+ feeling high at the lowest point+ floating+ mud+ smooth skin- old ladies+ old men++ hairy old men+ funny joke i made about dead sea being called the dead sea because theres lots of old people- joke not sounding as funny as i remember it+ hotels+ the 18th floor+ throwing things from the 18th floor++ imaturity + stolen bathrobes++ scene points for

2005-11-17T19:05:00.000+11:00

random...or is it??drills petdrills backyarddead seathe eighteenth floor ownsold town caesaria...ever since they introduced that salads plus menux

2005-11-14T02:41:00.000+11:00

Dad, youre just running away from your problems. Whaddaya mean, Meg is right there. old city - jerusalem wailing wallview of haifa from mt carmel druz woman making pitai hope to be reincarnated into olive oil...extra virgin...allllright emo car shot of sunset pic *single tear*x

2005-11-10T00:43:00.000+11:00

Wouldnt it be nice for a change to hear someone on Blogger bitch about having too much money?

2005-11-10T00:15:00.000+11:00

Things you should know+ Thermo mineral water smells like egg farts+ Thermo mineral egg fart water is apparently good for you+ The Spa Village at Hamat Gader is sugardaddy heaven(!)+ Its also a good place to go if you like watching stoned 40 year old Russian chicks+ Sauna's are hot+ And so am I+ Drill wants a career in interpretive dance

2005-11-08T19:18:00.000+11:00

Modern Truth #377Girls who possess web layouts that feature pink, stars or hearts nearly always have a weakness for chocolate and a penchant to be whinyx

2005-11-03T01:03:00.000+11:00

Update+ Farewell dinner+ Wicked pasta + Tequila boom boom+ Being drunk in the toilet- Vomit:( Saying goodbyes- Being tired- Waiting around airports-- Ceramic white PSP costing 350EURO at duty free- Plane being delayed+ Chips and chocolate lunches+ Buying presents+ Not being hassled at the airport+ Wining and dining+ Free stuff+ Having a well connected bf to get free stuff+ Sushi:| People thinking

2005-11-03T00:46:00.000+11:00

I think the reason why I procrastinate is because I have a total fear of faliure. My subconscious figures if I dont bother trying its not failing because I never really tried in the first place.x

2005-10-31T02:36:00.000+11:00

Ma Kore?I used to think it was hot when Drill told me I was beautiful after a post pumping session, but now I just find it offensive because he's real blind without his glasses.x

2005-10-26T19:40:00.000+10:00

Validate/ConvalidaIts been a while since Ive posted something on here. Probably cause Ive been busy being an internationally exhibited artist. Im kidding.But not really. I have been.its pink, and fruity..just like all of you who didnt get an invitesetting up is a bitchthe reason why i go to these thingsyeah, im like a video artiste nowugh...art typesmisa the art skankopenings are about food,

2005-10-19T19:57:00.000+10:00

+++ Ten days till Mr. Lovely

2005-10-10T20:38:00.000+10:00

"Self discovery" and shit-- Ben Gurion airport+ Deciding that the next time I go I will hand out copies of my autobiography to all the airport staff so + Contemplating which of my many accomplishments I should but in said autobiography. Cant decide between the time I wrote naughty words on my computer and saved it in the shared directory or the time I didnt do the sign of the cross after the end

2005-10-03T16:15:00.000+10:00

Is Ra El+ Israel+ shopping in israel- being broke from shopping in israel+ hommus+ awesome hommus farts- the heat++ the heat in my pants after awesome hommus farts:s meeting the family+ drills mum+ drills grandparents++++++++ drills dad...you know what im saying ;)+ baby pictures of drill- dissapointment from how horribly disfigured he's become in his old age+ going out to drills old club,

2005-10-02T22:33:00.000+10:00

Il updatoThis is like a courtyard from the Medici palace. It reminds me of the cardboard and toilet roll houses from Playschool. But like bigger, and not.Some room upstairs that they converted into some office shit for the government or whatever. This is like the art wiggers dream room. Bling and frescos. Mad.The leaning tower. Yeah.Pisa suckedSome phone thing they had at some cemetary thing. I

2005-09-21T01:49:00.000+10:00

What the fuck is blogshare?And how the fuck did I get listed there?And why the am I only worth a measly two grand?Bah!

2005-09-20T20:11:00.000+10:00

Pictures and shitArezzo - A town that has puppets being hung on a tree is my kind of townApparently Vita Bella was filmed here (in the town - not this street)Cute stylesArt girls do it betterIf any lovely ladies are looking for love please dont hesitate to send me an email and Ill hook you up with this fine specimenx

2005-09-20T19:41:00.000+10:00

Things I have done+ Ate some sexy paella at an international market thing that had going on in the piazza.- Walked around Florence for half an hour trying to find a fucking ATM that would accept my card- Concluded that after three non enjoyable days, Florence is just rank+ Got a ticket to Israel. 8 fucking days+ Candlelit hootenannies on Will & Anns balcony+ Eating a whole blocks of chocolate

2005-09-15T18:58:00.000+10:00

SienaI forgot the name of this towerAt the top of some building that had like a neverending spiral staircase. Die stairsWhy the fuck did my camera use flash when I was out in the fucking broad daylight!!Il campox

2005-09-15T18:45:00.000+10:00

I couldnt be fucked putting this in orderLiza the skankBathroom stylesMisas sexy cakeMisa loves her champagneHoes in the il gabinettox

2005-09-12T22:54:00.000+10:00

+ Bologna+ Coffee- Not realising un cafe is actually an expresso+ Coconut gelato+ Liza coming over for the weekend+ Misa's birthday+ Champagne and designer cigarettes (Davidoff makes cigarettes?!)+ Communal joints+ The wicked cake Liza and I made for Misa+ Wine and beer+ Photos- Kids born with silver spoons in their mouths- Hangovers+ Italian sex chat ads (my favourite is the one where the chick

2005-09-07T01:16:00.000+10:00

Firenze

2005-09-06T17:12:00.000+10:00

Pui e Meno- Flew on a plane for excessively long shitty hours- Suffered jetlag+ Went to Florence- Got dissapointed by Florence+ Went to the Uffizi- Developed a deep loathing for Americans with bumbags at the Uffizi+ Wanted to shag Titians Venus of Urbino+ Went to the Academia+ Got a huge erection over the detail of David+ Realised how hot Davids ass is- Felt somewhat odd perving on a block of

2005-08-31T22:53:00.000+10:00

Non mi si raddrizza, mi dispiaceI wrote something better last night, but no, there had to be a storm and a subsequent power failure that had to take away my blogging masterpiece. I had a lovely send off tonight, it kind of made me want to stay. My flight leaves sometime tomorrow afternoon. The next time I post on this thing I'll be in Italy. I feel sort of blegh knowing that. Unfortunately Im not

2005-08-27T15:29:00.000+10:00

Things I have done since I last was on here+ Pretended my car had hydraulics when I sped over speed humps on my way to work+ Contemplated the possiblity of me being a yuppie in denial+ Double checked the perscription to make sure I was taking anti-baby and not anti-feel normal tablets+ Had mind blowing sex with my new camera+ Fantasised about eloping with my hot pita bread I ate for lunch+

2005-08-25T01:08:00.000+10:00

I just got the hypocrisy of that post

2005-08-25T01:03:00.000+10:00

Qvit Stalin and answer your father. Yes son, tell us your Marx.I wish I had money to buy some drugs so I wouldnt have to be so emotionally constipated all the time - or at least Id enjoy being emotionally constipatedI am buying a camera later today, be excited for me.7 fucking days.x

2005-08-21T00:03:00.000+10:00

More People Fishing - Sorrento Pier

2005-08-19T22:26:00.000+10:00

It takes two to tacoUnless they're on a pair of jeans with Liano on the end of them I really dislike the name Bettina. There's something irritating about that name. I am finding it extremely hard to be excited about anything other than the total annihilation of the entire human race. Ok, enough boring shit, Im off to go have a kerosene bath and play with my box of matchesDiex

2005-08-18T22:27:00.000+10:00

People Fishing - Sorrento Pier

2005-08-16T11:20:00.000+10:00

Lux in the Sky of DiamondsI have rekindled my love for cereal. Ive been eating so much of it lately that I can see bits of cereal like things in the dumps I take. Mad.I very much disapprove of your get thin plan. I am sick of being the fat one in the relationship. I will threaten divorce if you get any skinnier.I got rid of my photoblog. What the hell ever made me think I could look after two

2005-08-15T13:11:00.000+10:00

James House - Yinnar South

2005-08-12T00:03:00.000+10:00

Voglio fare l'amor con teUni is a load of shit - I already have heaps of work to do for the theory component. Like hello, I paid extra money to do less work not fucking more. I realised the extent of my lameness when I was filling out my credit card application today. Ive been at my job for nearly 4 years. My boyfriends dont last that long, how the hell do I manage to stay with something that

2005-08-11T23:52:00.000+10:00

Dalmations - Amlan, Philippines

2005-08-10T09:04:00.000+10:00

I cant log on to my uni email cause apparently I have overdue fees. Personally if I dont get a fee statement then I have no fees to pay. Those pricks I used to live with probably havent bothered returning my mail to uni. Cunts.I try to refrain from using that word. Not cause I find it offensive or vulgar, it's just a shitty swear word. It's very limited in that you cant really use it for many

2005-08-08T14:20:00.000+10:00

Hanging Bridge - Forest Camp, Negros Oriental

2005-08-07T21:39:00.000+10:00

+ Talking bands with Neil+ Laughing at the fact Maya yells out random boys' names during sex+ Bree going skitz at this guy for talking to me because according to her Drill and I are engaged+ Lunch at Misa's and Dora's mad cheesecake+ Free food and booze at Open Day- Deciding Drill wasnt as geeky as I had hoped on the account he doesnt download viruses and try to get rid of them- Hot girls being

2005-08-05T13:21:00.000+10:00

Mannys Market - Traralgon

2005-08-05T11:10:00.000+10:00

Yesterdays seminar made me realise that Im going to be in Italy in less than a month. Never lend me things because I will no doubt break them and besides I hate having to look around trying to replace it. I missed you this morning. Must have been from this weird dream I had about you and bondage. Meaghans stories of noiseless sex in box factories makes me want to take up human sexuality at

2005-08-05T10:26:00.000+10:00

Neil - Samboan, Cebu

2005-08-02T15:45:00.000+10:00

Misa: Post Cat Empire - Melbourne I took this sometime earlier this year. April? May? Dont know I forget. I'll have my Cebu pictures up soon. Just have to wait till the parentals come back with the camera.

2005-08-02T13:37:00.000+10:00

Right to the point because Im tired as fuckMy last 17 days have been filled with+ Kissing in the rain at Malapascua+ Chorizo, Lansiao, Chocolate Beef, Balut, Pulvoron, Cay Cay+ Getting shitfaced+ Jumping into rivers at Negros+ Spotting look a likes at Davao+ Drill doing karaoke: solo styles+ San Miguel beer+ Laughter & Naughtiness (hee hee)+ <3 Bulantz, Gifted Child, Ting Tingoy, Rostika <3My

2005-07-14T23:05:00.000+10:00

КОТ; КОШКА; ЖИВОТНОЕ СЕМЕЙСТВА КОШАЧЬИХ; СВАРЛИВАЯ ЖЕНЩИНА; ДВОЙНОЙ ТРЕНОЖНИК; ГУСЕНИЧНЫЙ ТРАКТОРI think my subconscious is upset at the possible thought of not having on hand internet connection for the next two or so weeks and is therefore making me do hardcore all nighter net sessions. Ive been so bored Ive been translating words into Russian.Went out on a hot date with Mel last night

2005-07-13T15:30:00.000+10:00

Leaving for Cebu this Friday. Im meant to be packing and sorting stuff out but instead Ive spent this afternoon eating, scratching my butt and talking to Drill. Hung out with Misa and Calvin on Monday. Spent most of the day looking for hot clothes so that will get Calvin laid. He ended up getting frustrated. Not sure if it was sexually, cause he hasnt had any for a while, or cause he didnt find

2005-07-10T15:41:00.000+10:00

Without me its just awesoApart from the weather you can tell its winter down at the MornPen by guaging the amount of ugly people that go out clubbing. I swear its like all hot people hibernate in their big beds with their girlfriends and boyfriends for a bit of rumpy pumpy, leaving all the ugmos out to run wild.I worked at Subway for like 10 minutes last night. I mopped the floor and washed out

2005-07-09T16:25:00.000+10:00

Nothing sexy as of late.I painted the town red for like the first time since last week. I never know why I go. I used to think it was so I could wait in line for 40 minutes and have people spill their beer all over me but I think its cause its like my whole life story is contained and determined in those moments. Everyone Ive ever had an unhealthy fixation on, made out with or wanted to kick

2005-07-09T16:03:00.000+10:00

Hotel Room - Mansfield Do you rememeber the shadows on the wall? The reflections in the mirror? The darkness under the blanket?The fire in our hearts?<3

2005-07-06T20:48:00.000+10:00

Misa's Closet - Morwell

2005-07-04T13:09:00.000+10:00

James in a swimsuit - Yinnar South

2005-07-03T23:30:00.000+10:00

Just another page in the book your friend signed yesterdayI guess out of selfishness its easier to retreat into your own bubble of bitterness. But its comforting to know that all it takes is a jab of wonderful people and entertaining conversation to take you back.x

2005-07-03T23:10:00.000+10:00

Brunswick, Melbourne

2005-07-03T00:49:00.000+10:00

Bree's Laundry - Crib Point

2005-07-02T23:19:00.000+10:00

MehI honestly would like to update this thing more often but Ive been extremely busy doing nothing. Like you'd think nothing would be real easy to satisfy cause everyone does him all the time, but holy guacamole...nymphomaniac much?Operation Survive Being Apart From Drill is going swimmingly. Mostly because I will see him much sooner than I had thought. He booked a ticket the other day/week and

2005-07-02T15:33:00.000+10:00

Melbourne - Carla's House

2005-06-24T02:12:00.000+10:00

Dont tease me with the good timeTo perhaps the only 5 other people that read this piece of crap I apologise profusely for the lack of updates. La dolce vita has been hectic and dramatic to say the least.I've moved the fuck out of Ranktown and back to casa di famiglia. My flatmates were like the crabs that reside in my hairy scrotum but only they were human sized and less active. I thank our

2005-06-23T23:47:00.000+10:00

The end result of a drunken backseat romp and a broken prophylacticAt least that's what I feel like at the moment.Come online.I need you.x

2005-05-22T13:34:00.000+10:00

vomit vomit vomitthis is my husband. as you can see he is extremely handsome he is also a calculating egomaniac who threatened to wear this shirt in front of my father if i didnt publicly worship him on the internet seriously though, he's pretty awesome and not to mention intelligent and creative he can be a bit drilling at times though but thats ok, cause he's MY drill and no amount of fancy

2005-05-21T10:19:00.000+10:00

it was my birthday the other week.turning nineteen wasnt as depressing as i expectedjesus let us have the party at his housethere was a bandand lots of hot chickseveryone was feeling the love...whilst i, unfortunately, only felt sleaze...till i saw herwe got on greatso great, that by the end of the night she saw thishappy nineteenth to moi.x

2005-05-08T19:59:00.000+10:00

The opposite of love isnt hate. Its indifferenceThis is becoming stale. Im going to take a break.Dont worry, I'll have plenty to write about once I emotionally/mentally/spiritually/any other -ally affixed words you can think of, fall apart.I have a date set and everything!Till then project sticky keyboards will be on hiatus.x

2005-04-05T16:10:00.000+10:00

Orange and mango juiceI used to not like seeing men like you. I hated having to wait in line for attention. And how men like you always wanted your "assistants" to watch. Most of all I hated the numbing pain in mouth after you had your way with me. But with you its different.I think I like you.I like you how you stop every few minutes asking if Im alright. I like you care about the mundane

2005-03-29T09:15:00.000+10:00

Rank styles are styles that are rankDear DrillSorry Im such a rank styles tourist guide. I know I live here and shit but I only ever really venture outside to prey on cute foreign men.Enclosed in this post is a picture of my supple breasts.If you want I can give you a tour of those, Kananook style.LoveMrs Drill

2005-03-10T20:23:00.000+11:00

Die Carmella DieSo like Im independent now. And not like in a geez mum Im like legally an adult kind of independent, Im talking like proper independent where you have to cook and do your own laundry independent. Arent you just so proud of me? Yeah I thought you were.My housemates are pretty alright. We got drunk on the first night because I thought showing each other our orgasm faces would be a

2005-02-24T14:51:00.000+11:00

Dear Diary: JackpotI'll be brief on the account I am feeling a tad hungover and very much so toxicShit:- lung cancer- overly drunk friends who spew on picnic rugs- blisters and foot cramps- fuckheads from school who arent dead yetShit hot:- backing the winning horse - risking heart palpitations in the effort to get super plastered, super cheap- beating 5 other prospects (including my arch enemy)

2005-02-21T15:47:00.000+11:00

I dont really know why I signed up for one of these. Oh I remember! Cause Im stupid!I cant really think of anything decent to write apart from the fact someone changed the resolution on my computer to 800 x 600 and now I feel like Im fucking blind with these huge ass icons staring back at me. In other ground breaking news I desperately need a house to move into for this semester. Been looking but

2005-01-27T17:25:00.000+11:00

Welcome to the Hotel de Luxxxxe. Such a lovely place, such a lovely face No matter how shitty things get a Coles carkpark, heavy tunes pumping out of your 30 watt car speakers, good company and shit hot metrosexual dancing never fails to get my spirits high. Top that off by screaming horsely to Armand Van Helden through the charming streets of Tanti Estate and you got yourself a rad Australia

2005-01-23T16:02:00.000+11:00

Ice Ice Baby I find it quite dissapointing, that in my assumingly fruitful years the most sexually satisfying activity I have participated in the last few months (albeit my only) comprises me sitting in the carpark of Mc Shit scoffing down french fries. Also in unseemingly unrelated but latently related and therefore remarkably witty news/thoughts/this is most likely a rant which is not nearly

2005-01-20T17:10:00.000+11:00

How many dudes do you know roll like this? How many dudes do you know flow like this? Is it wrong to entertain the idea of getting back with some just because you know there will some incredible moaning wining and groaning dining in store on Valentines Day? x

2005-01-14T22:31:00.000+11:00

lYk WhUT!?!?! I never really thought myself as a cunning linguist. I always fancied myself a bit of a dong with words, so this just totally blew me away... I face some tough competition though. However I may be able to seduce them into forfeiting on the account I am developing some shit hot pecs from working out to my Billy Blanks DVD. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..FLEX! Congrats to all those

2005-01-02T01:48:00.000+11:00

Hey Brian there's a message in my Alphabits! It says OOOOO Im getting incredibly bad at stalking. Its my old age.